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Friday, May 11, 2007

unang una nakabalik na ko mula sa kawalan... nand2 n ulit ako s blogdrive nanggugulo.. pangalawang reason kung bakit ako nand2 ay para magpasalamat s lahat ng taong tumulong sa akin na matayo tong computer shop nato..

sa mama ko para sa pagpapatayo nya ng building..sa girlfriend ko kay may na walang sawa sa pagsusuporta sa lahat ng gus2 ko..at sa kapatid ko kay dave..at sa lahat ng mga taong tumulong na matayo ang computer shop nato... STIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG....

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mars attack

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultimate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with ur friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

its been a long tym since ng mag update ako ng blog ..well sa mga hindi nakakalimot salamat ng marami back to blogging..im back again..

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let go

Saturday, July 15, 2006

minsan, iniisip natin na mag
LET GO...
na mag MOVE ON...
Iniisip pa lang natin, nasasaktan na tayo...
What if we walk or talk to finally LET GO...
BADTRIP!!!
Masakit di ba?
It breaks your heart even more kung alam mo
sa
sarili mo na,
sobrang LOVE mo sya...
Like, you've sacrificed A LOT!!!
Marami ka nang nagawa na di mo
nagagawa sa iba...
Pero di niya lahat nakita yun!
He's/she's so blind to see and so deaf to
hear!!!
Why?
Ewan ko ba...kung bakit may mga tao na...
> Sobrang...
MANHID!!!!!
Or probably nagmamanhid manhidan lang!
Hindi mo tuloy alam if you should let go of
your
feelings for him/her once and for all...
As I've said...
Mas madali siguro mag-LET GO if you know
he/she
doesn't give a thing about you...
Syempre kung meron...hindi niya
pababayaan na
MAWALA ka...
But if you think...OK lang sa kanya yun...
Don't be a FOOL!!!
LET GO...
How would you fight for THE ONE you LOVE?
MAHAL mo nga pero habang ipinaglalaban
mo
naman
siya...
SINASAKTAN KA NAMAN!!!!!!!
What are we going to do? E ganyan talaga!
REALITY BITES, as the saying goes...
MASAKIT, MAHIRAP, PARANG di MO
MAKAKAYA...
OO, that's NORMAL sa pag LE-LET GO.
Sometimes...you'ld really want to forget all the
hurts and convince yourself that YOU'LL BE
LOVING
HIM/HER NO MATTER WHAT, COME WHAT
MAY, FOR THE
REST
OF YOUR LIFE!!!
Ang nakapagtataka pa dun...bakit ayan ka na
naman..
di mo naisip...NAPATAWAD mo siya agad at
nakalimutan ang sakit...
PERO WALA NAMAN SiYANG GINAGAWA...
WALA SIYANG GINAGAWA KUNDI SAKTAN
KA!!!
ang mas masakit pa dyan...
THE DAMN CYCLE GOES ON AND ON AND
ON...
Paulit-ulit lang yan..
OK..
Palusot ng IBA... pag mahal mo, di ka
magsasawa...
KAMOTE!!!!!
C'mon!!! MAGSAWA NA tayo sa MGA SAKIT
na
binibigay nila!!!
THINK MAN!!!
kung gano natin sila kamahal...GANUN DIN
nila
tayo sinaktan!!!
mahal ba natin sila dahil ganun sila?
o
ganun sila dahil ALAM NILA NA mahal natin
sila?!!!
Hai...SAYANG TALAGA...
Dahil HINAYAAN NILANG MASIRA NG
GANUN!
Im NOT expecting you guys/girls to absorb
everything
i'm trying to say here...
All I want is for u to REFLECT...
BIBITAW NA BA AKO?
Who knows... pag bitaw mo sa kanya...
...THERE MAY COME A TIME NA MAKITA
MO
TALAGA ANG
TAONG PARA SAYO.....
Someone who will hold your hand and
GROW OLD with
you.....
so now...
Will you...
MOVE ON AND LET GO...
or be like that for life?
Think...!!!

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good work

Thursday, January 26, 2006

A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals.

The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"

The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!" The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep.

Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pain. "Where the hell am I?"

A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency help, so we rushed you right over."

"Well, what the hell happened to me?"

"We don't know, son. Do you remember anything unusual happening to you today?"

The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just before I fell asleep."

The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was still there, and she was.

The person said, "Do you know what happened to that man you saw here earlier?"

"Well," the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice little bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung its neck, broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!

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3 scientist

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Many years ago, in a certain country that claims there is no God,
three scientists were invited as speakers in a public plaza. The first
was an astronomer. He declared, "I have used the telescope to search
the stars for more that twenty years. But I have never seen God.
Therefore, there must be no God."
The audience heartily applauded him. The second was a doctor of
medicine who denounced the existence of the human soul. He said "I
have dissected more that a hundred corpses and have never discovered
where the soul resides. Is it in the heart, the brain, or in the
blood? I have dissected them all but have never found it, Therefore,
there is surely no soul."
Again, there was a thunder of applause. The third was a lady doctor of
ethics. She posited, "The passing of a person is a lamp snuffed out.
Everything ends when he dies. There is definitely no such thing as
heaven and hell, eternal life and judgment. I have read all the books
from the past to the present, both from here and abroad, and have
never come across such a record."
When the three scientists finished speaking, the chaiman announced,
"Whoever is not satisfied with the three doctors have presented may
now bring forth his point."
After a long wait, an old countrywoman stood up. She went up the stage
and addressed the first doctor, saying, "You have used your telescope
for more than twenty years. Have you ever seen the wind? What shape is
the wind?" The astronomer retorted, "How can one see the wind with the
telescope?"
The old woman continued, "Does wind exist? You cannot see the wind
with the telescope, does it mean then that there is no wind? Just
because you cannot see God with the telescope, can you say there is no
God?" The astronomer was speechless. She then turned to the second
doctor, and asked, "Do you love your wife?" "Yes, I do," answered the
medical doctor.
The old woman continued, "Please let me use you scalpel to open you up
so that I might see where your love for your wife is. Is it in you
stomach or in your liver?" The crowd broke into laughter. The old
woman then turned to the lady doctor of ethics, saying, "Have you ever
read this book? This book is called the Bible. Does this book not
clearly say that it is reserved for men to die once, after this comes
judgment? Does it also not say that he who has the Son has the life;
he who does not believe shall be condemned? Do not think that death is
the end. You should know that the matters after death are longer and
more that those in your lifetime! When you were in your mother's womb,
if someone were to tell you, 'After you are born into the world, there
will be sun and moon, mountains and springs, and you will need to eat
and be clothed.' Would you have believed? I tell you, the eternal
world is also the same."

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ther are worse things in life

Sunday, October 30, 2005

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed,"Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice -- even with all her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,
John

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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marathon

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.

One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.

She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"

Ralph looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like hell out there."

Mary cried, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!"

So, Ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. When he landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he started running along side the others, only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm.

One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"

Ralph answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running."

Then another runner asked, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?"

Ralph answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home."

Then another runner asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

Ralph answered, "Only if it's raining."

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WORDS AND de"PINOY"syon...

Monday, September 26, 2005

Abuloy ----- bayad sa nahigop na kape at nanguyang biskwit sa nilamayang sakla.
Akala ----- alam na alam daw.
Aginaldo ----- inaasahan na makukuha sa araw ng Pasko na mas okay sana kung pera na lang.
Babay ----- baklang baboy.
Bakasyon ---- sandaliang pahinga sa trabahong hingal lang ang pahinga.
Bakit ----- tanong na laging mahirap masagot.
Bakya ----- tsinelas na may takong.
Baga ----- lutuan ng mga hindi makabili ng microwave.
Bagoong ----- masarap na ulam ng mga walang maiulam.
Baldado ----- hindi mamamatay-matay na mukhang hindi na mabubuhay.
Bale ----- suweldong inutang.
Kaaway ----- ikli ng 'kaibigan na Inayawan.'
Kababata ----- dating gelpren na may ibang boypren.
Kabag ------ utot na naipon sa tiyan.
Kabayo ------ hayop na sinasakyan Ng kalesa.
Kalbo ------ gupit ng buhok na korteng itlog.
Dalaginding ----- dalagang hindi pa nagsusuot ng bra.
Dilim ----- liwanag na maitim.
E ------ ireng paseksi.
Gahasa ----- romansang walang ligawan.
Ginang ----- asawa ni ginoo na mukha nang tsimay.
Ginoo ----- inaasawa ni ginang na may inaasawang iba.
Gipit ----- kalagayan ng tao na suki na ng sanglaan.
Ha ------ sagot ng nagbibingi-bingihan.
Halakhak ----- tawang bukang-buka ang ngala-ngala.
Handaan ------ magdamagan na palakihan ng tiyan.
Handog ------ bigay na laging may kapalit.
Hipo ------ haplos na may malisya.
Hudas ------ tapat na manloloko.
Ibon ------ hayop na lumalangoy sa hangin.
Imposible ------ pagtaas ng unano.
Insulto ----- walang hiyang biro.
Isda ------ hayop na hindi nalulunod.
Ita ------ negrong Pinoy.
La ------ ikli ng 'lalalalala' sa kinakantang hindi maalala.
Lalawigan ------ syudad ng kahirapan.
Langaw ----- kulisap na bangung-bango sa amoy ng basura.
Ma ------ tawag sa gelpren na mukhang nanay na.
Malusog ----- hitsura ng tumatabang balat.
Mama ------ tawag sa sosyal na ina.
Mano ------ kaugaliang Pinoy na nakapupudpod ng noo.
Mantika ------ katas ng piniritong taba.
Maybahay ----- asawang utusan sa bahay.
Nakaw ----- pagkuha ng walang pasabing 'akin na lang ito.'
Naku ------ ikli ng 'ina ko, ina na ako.'
Nitso ------ bahay ng mga patay.
Nobya ------ gelpren na laking probinsya (promdi).
Ngalngal ----- iyak ng walang ipen.
Ngisi ------ tawang tulo-laway.
Ngiti ------ tawang labas ipen.
Paa ------- bahagi ng katawan na amoy lupa.
Paaralan ----- dito itinuturo kung ano, alin o sino ang mapipiling bobo.
Panata ------ dasal na nakatataba ng tuhod.
Regla ------ masungit na panahon ng pagkababae.
Sabon ----- mabangong bagay na ipinapahid sa mabahong katawan.
Sakristan ----- utusan ng pari.
Sampal ----- haplos na nakatitigas ng mukha.
Ta ------- ikli ng 'tita' o lalaking may bra.
Tamad ----- taong hindi napapagod sa pahinga

<<npakahirap kpag walang pera..haaayyy... i hav a long day kkainip tlga bkit ba gn2..??hndi ko din alam..

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kids.. so adorable

Saturday, September 24, 2005

~* BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

~* ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

~* NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

~* HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

~* POLICE

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?"
"Yes," I answered and continued writing the report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

~* MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

>>minsan s sobrang kauratan kung ano anong mga bagay n ang naiisip..kung ano anong bagay ang gngwa..nkalikutan kong ikwen2 minsan yung MP3 Player ko

<<e2 yun...) napuntahan ko kasi yung website nung manufacturer ( http://www.wilson.co.ltd.xfou.com ) meron clang newer version nung firmware e since my data cable ako & upgradable firmware nga daw e download nman ako kasi my mga features daw n bagong lalabas since it came from the manufacturer i downloaded the file & upgrade my mp3 player & poof hehehe suddenly it turns off and all u can see is the backlight & i cant turn it on & go to d menu panel waaaaaa...when i try restoring the old version it say's not compatible daw linshak...nalintikan na..buti nalang nghanap ako at nagbasa basa my mga nabasa ako s mga forum na ganun din ang ginawa so ang ibig sabihin di lang ako ang makulit at hindi makuntentong tao madami kami..hahaha..sa pag hahanap ko at sa pgpupuyat ng halos 1 araw may nakita nadin akong website ng 1 henyo buti nalang at naisipan nyang gumwa ng website na lahat ng fimware version ng mga mp3 player e makikita mo dun at free to download para ma restore at mareprogram ulit yung mp3 player mo dahil s kalikutan mo...hehehe.. kaya special tnx to..>>phpBB Group << Lupit nyo guyz!! salamat s intelehente nyon pag iisip kung sino man kayo!!hehehe.. at dun s manufacturer ng s1 mp3 player the wilson co..

( http://www.wilson.co.ltd.xfou.com/ ) DAMN u all

!!!

malugi sana company nyo!!hehehe

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